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6/15/2004


Colossal Idiot Dies After Running Head First Into A Wall - Wall Is Okay.

Idiot alert! *Please, if you’re a colossal idiot, try this at home.

    "A waitress could face life in jail after allegedly persuading a drunk to run headfirst into a wall.

    Gerhard Renzl, 30, broke his neck and died in hospital, a court heard.

    Lisa Biliamoria, 29, is said to have urged him to take part in a game of Touch Down copied from MTV show Jackass. The aim is to run as fast as possible at a wall.

    Sozzled Renzl donned a helmet and ran from ten metres, instead of the usual two or three."
My only question is: How has this idiot survived to the ripe old age of 30? Aren't the colossally stupid supposed to die sooner than that? Maybe this guy had a charmed life.

*Disclaimer:
I will not be held responsible for the idiotic behavior of those that read this blog. If an idiot chooses to take my advice and run his head into a wall, that is his/her choice to do so. By taking the advice, it demonstrates the type of idiot they are. These people are in a category of their own; The Colossally Idiotic. If you think you are just an idiot and not a colossal idiot, but choose to run head first into a wall, your stupidity fooled you. You are actually a colossal idiot.

Note of hope to the colossally idiotic:
You are not the dumbest people on the face of the earth. That’s right. There is yet one more level of stupidity that you should fear. You could be a liberal. I suggest you watch either Fox News or read a history book to avoid regression.

posted by: Brian Scott


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